Bar Snacks

Kumera Fries 11
w/ zp sauce

Ze Chips 14
ipa beer cheeze sauce, maple bacon & zp sauce

Popcorn Shrimp 12.5
breaded & fried shrimp tossed in our tajin seasoning w/ baja sauce

Porkitas (4) 14
apple wood smoked pulled pork, queso & roast caps w/ zp sauce on mini tortillas

Guacitas (4) 12
house made guac, queso, roast caps & mex seasoning w/ zp sauce on mini tortillas

Mac ‘n’ Cheeze Skillet 12
baked macaroni w/ american cheeze, mozzarella & ipa beer cheeze sauce
add diced maple bacon (3)

Kanye's Fried Cheeze Sticks (3) 13
double crumbed & fried jack cheeze sticks w/ pickle ketchup

Chicken Waaangs 15.5
– legit AF bbq
– buffalo

Suicide Waaangs 30
warning these wings are made with the hottest known chilis on earth.
By ordering you accept all responsibility and eat at your own risk!
Desserts

Oreogazm 17
deep fried oreos in doughnut batter w/ ice cream & liquid nutella

Twix Tacos (2) 17
deep fried twix in a red velvet pancake taco w/ ice cream, brownie salsa & shaved milky bar

#whothefuckwasmaxbrener 17
baked caramel mnm’s & choc chip cookie dough skillet w/ ice cream & marshmallow gravy
add reece’s peanut butter cups (4)

Darrell Lee’s Dead 18
baked chocolate chip brownie skillet w/ ice cream, dulce de luche sauce & shaved cadbury caramilk
Burgers
(gluten free bun add 2)
Chee-ze 18
grass fed beef patty, maple smoked bacon, health, fried onion straws, zp sauce & american cheeze
make it double beef double cheeze (5)

Ya Mum 18.5
grass fed beef patty, ze fries (ipa beer cheeze sauce, maple bacon & zp sauce) w/ american cheeze & truffle butter
add maple smoked bacon (4)

3AM 20
grass fed beef patty, maple smoked lol bacon, kanye’s fried cheeze sticks, guacamole & zp sauce

Pulled Pig 20
real! apple wood smoked pulled pork, legit AF bbq sauce w/ mum’s slaw
add maple smoked bacon & ipa beer cheeze sauce (5)

Baja Fish Taco Burger
beer battered whiting, pineapple coriander salsa w/ baja sauce slaw & crunchy tortilla chip
add guacamole & cholula hot sauce (3.5)

Pecan Wood Smoked Brisket 24
real! smoked beef brisket, legit AF bbq sauce w/ house made mac n cheeze & fried onion straws
add maple smoked bacon & corn chips (5)

Pablo 18.5
ground grass fed beef, cheeze, guacamole, queso, smoked jalapeños, corn chips & zp sauce
add apple wood smoked pulled pork (7)

zEPICkle 26.5
2 grass fed beef patties, double american cheeze, white onion, truffle butter, american mustard & zp ketchup served w/ southern seasoned fries

Kanye's Mum 29
grass fed beef patty, maple smoked bacon, kanye’s fried cheeze sticks, smoked jalapeños, ze fries (ipa beer cheeze sauce, maple bacon & zp sauce) w/ jack cheeze & truffle butter)

Triple Loco 49
3 grass fed beef patties, triple american cheeze, triple maple smoked bacon, health, zp sauce, smoked jalapeños, fried onion straws & mum’s slaw served between 2 grilled cheeze sandwiches
ask for the STFU you pussy 69

STFU 69
4 hand pressed beef patties, quad american cheeze, triple maple smoked bacon, crispy fried chicken, health, zp sauce, smoked jalapeños, fried onion straws & mac n cheeze served between 3 grilled cheeze sandwiches & topped w/ ze fries (ipa beer cheeze sauce, maple bacon & zp sauce)
Chicken Burgers (breast fillet)

Southern Hick 18
crispy fried chicken, maple smoked bacon, american cheeze, health & zp sauce
add guacamole (3)

Double Team 21
double stack crispy fried chicken tossed in house seasoning, double american cheeze & mayo w/ garlic butter
add smoked jalapeños (3)

Mash Mash City Bish 18.5
crispy fried chicken, american cheeze, truffle buttered mash potato, mayo & southern seasoned fries w/ maple gravy

Biting Buddha 18.5
grilled szechuan chicken, red chili, lettuce, fried onion straws, charred haloumi cheeze w/ kewpie mayo & sweet chili sauce

Buffalo Blue 18.5
crispy fried chicken tossed in our buffalo hot sauce w/ blue cheeze slaw & baked cheddar cheeze
add maple smoked bacon (4)

KFZe 18
crispy fried chicken, smoked jalapeños, ipa beer cheeze sauce & mum’s slaw
add maple smoked bacon (4)
Vegetarian Burgers

That Vego Friend 17
plant based patty, health, fried onion straws, zp sauce & american cheeze
make it double patty double cheeze (5)

Southern Hack 18
plant based crispy fried schnitzel, american cheeze, health, fried onion straws & zp sauce
add guacamole (3)

I’m A Vegan 19
plant based patty, health, white onion w/ zp ketchup & guacamole on a vegan bun
add smoked jalapeños (3)
Kidz

Pop Corn Chicken 13.5
w/ shoestring fries, zp ketchup & small juice

Plain Jane 13.5
beef patty, zp ketchup, american cheeze w/ shoestring fries & small juice

Plain Chic-Kane 13.5
crispy fried chicken, zp ketchup, american cheeze w/ shoe string fries & small juice
Add on's
grass fed beef patty (5)
pecan wood smoked brisket (8)
apple wood smoked pulled pork (7)
crispy fried chicken (5)
2 kanye’s fried cheeze sticks (9)
charred halloumi (4)
maple smoked bacon (4)
guacamole (3)
health (2)
smoked jalapeños (3)
cheeze (2)
sauces (2)
Cocktails

Basic Bish 18
rooster rojo blanco tequila, agave & fresh lime juice w/ a salt bae rim

Gingerita 18
rooster rojo blanco tequila, liquer 43, fresh lime, brown sugar & cinnamon rim topped w/ ginger beer

Jalapeno Margz 19
rooster rojo blanco tequila, agave syrup, muddled fresh jalapeños & lime juice w/ tajin rim

Gin Cummins 18
malfy gin, rosemary sizzurp, lemon w/ cucumber ribbon

Sour Chewballz 19
fireball & monkey shoulder whiskey, lemon, egg white, sugar sizzurp w/ red wine drop

Bloodze Mary 19
vodka, tomato juice, smoked bacon, worcestershire & cholula w/ tajin rim

Lychee Mojito 18
stolen white rum, sugar sizzurp, fresh mint, lime & lychees topped w/ soda

Sour Patch Margarita 19
sour patch tequila, sugar sizzurp, fresh lime juice w/ sour patch gummy sugar rim

Schmoked Bacon Ol Fashioned 19
plantation dark rum, chocolate bitters, gomme w/ flamed orange & stout smoked bacon

Big Johnson 24
diplomatico reserva exclusiva rum, luxardo maraschino cherry & bitters

Banoffee Pie 18
stolen white rum, banana liqueur, house made dulce de leche, banana blended w/ ice cream & topped with apple crumble

C.R.E.A.M 19
vodka, chambord, oreos, liquid nutella, ice cream w/ milky bar rim

Hood Juice 19
west winds sabre gin, cloudy apple juice, fresh watermelon juice, peach & apple massenez

Salted Caramel Expresso Martini 19
not telling… just do it
add ice cream (3)

Frozen Janice 18
vodka, strawberries, lime & strawberry liqueur blended w/ ice

Bubba Hubba Bubba 18
wild grape bubblegum vodka, fresh lime, lemonade, maraschino cherries w/ egg foam

Luv U Long Time 18
tom yum infused vodka, coconut rum, lemonade w/ fresh lime

Frozen Bubblegum Margarita 19
bubblegum infused tequila, rainbow straps, lime juice, vanilla, sugar sizzurp, & blended Bubblegum Legendade™ topped w/ fairy floss
Wine List
Sparkling
in praise of shadows ‘vox pop’ sparkling pinot noir (mclaren vale) 12/54
la prova prosecco (king valley) 10.5/50
Rose
la prova rose (adelaide hills) 11/50
chateau de l’escraelle rose (provence, FR) 10/48
White
stanton and killeen moscato (rutherglen, VIC) 9.5/48
hesketh watervale riesling (clare valley, SA) 9.5/46
voyager sauvignon blanc semillon (margaret river, WA) 10.5/49
russian jack sauvignon blanc (marlborough, NZ) 9.5/46
kumeu river chardonnay (kumeu, NZ) 10.5/50
alma mora pinot grigio (san juan, Argentina) 9.5/44
the pass pinot gris (marlborough, NZ) 9.5/44
Red
alma mora malbec (san juan, Argentina) 9.5/44
mesta tempranillo (castille, SP) 9.5/44
pike & joyce pinot noir (adelaide hills, SA) 10.5/50
parker estate carbernet sauvignon (coonawarra, SA) 10/46
hesketh shiraz (mclaren vale, SA) 9.5/44
pepper tree merlot (wrattonbully, SA) 10/46
Beers
We boast some of the best breweries from around Australia and abroad. There are 12 taps to choose from that rotate regularly between some of the best breweries from around Australia and abroad. Refer to our board for daily tap selection.
A few of the brewers you’ll find pouring religiously at the bar are:
Stomping Ground
Black Hops
Stone & Wood
Fixation
Liberty
Grifter
Hawkers
Modus Operandi
Behemoth
Stone
Balter
Young Henrys
Green Beacon
Ballistic
Batch
Deep Creek
Pirate Life